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AVEKI Solar Wind Chimes Outdoor, Color-Changing Solar Mobile Wind Chime Waterproof Solar Powered LED Hanging Lamp for Outdoor Garden Festival Decoration (Dragonfly)

  • 【Solar Power & Energy Saving】：New solar panel for better energy, eco-friendly. Independent operating LED lights, last up to 8 hours with fully charged during the day. Each super bright led light can last up to 100,000 hours..
  • 【Color-changing Wind Chime】： 6pcs LED light bulbs in total. AVEKI Solor Powered wind chime features a unique design with six color changing leds hanging under the wire that illuminates at night. With the surreal visual effects, one color gradually transitions into another creating a surreal effect..
  • 【Automatically Work】:When the surrounding environment is dark, the lights will automatically turn on, automatically charging on daytime, and automatically turn on at night..
  • 【Easy to Use】:Easy to use and convenient to hang on, no wire needed. No maintenance required. Simply let nature power your Spiral Spinner Wind Chime..
  • 【Suitable For】:Add unique hanging decoration to your outdoor space with these solar powered wind chime. Ideal for lawn, garden, patio, yard, hall, roof, living room, bed room decoration..
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Andy Biersack Presents the Works of Edgar Allan Poe

  • Great gift for English teacher. Gift for literature lover, horror books, horror literature, horror stories, horror films, scary stories, creepy stories, tales of Halloween, American literature. Perfect Halloween gift. Gift for raven lover. Loves to read..
  • Gift goes well with many Poe stories. The Telltale Heart, The Cask of Amontillado, The fall of the House of Usher, The Black Cat, Edgar Allan Poe poems, Poe stories, The Murders in the Rue Morgue, literary professor, lover of books. Vintage literary book..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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World's Hottest Chocolate Bar: Super spicy chocolate made with 9 million SHU. From Vat19.

  • Absurdly spicy (and possibly dangerous) chocolate bar.
  • Contains chili extract rated at 9 million Scoville Heat Units!.
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Yakuza 0 - PlayStation Hits - PlayStation 4

  • A Hard Boiled Crime Drama: The story follows Kazuma Kiryu as a junior yakuza member who finds himself in a world of trouble when a simple debt....
  • Fight Like Hell: Kiryu and Majima can each switch between three brutal hand-to-hand combat styles on the fly to create the most fluid beatdowns ever....
  • Kiryu and Majima will find themselves interacting with many of the colorful denizens of Tokyo and Osaka in some of the most absurdly comedic and....
  • Languages: Enjoy the original Japanese voices and new English text..
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Big Joe Bean Refill 100L 2 Pack

  • SUPER SOFT: Each bag contains 100 liters of fluffy virgin polystyrene beans that are recyclable..
  • LONG LASTING: All well-loved bean bags go flat with use, but our beans are longer-lasting than the competition..
  • EASY TO USE: Cut along the dotted line of the bag to easily pour into your chair..
  • VERSATILE: These beans can be used for packing material, arts and crafts, and more!.
  • ABSURLDY AWESOME: The ability to revive your bean filled chair is just one of the many absurdly awesome details that makes Big Joe different..
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Mr. Projector

  • PROJECT STORIES FROM YOUR PHONE: Continue your child’s magical Moonlite story time with more tales from the Moonlite library! Mr. Strong works with Moonlite’s storybook projector (sold separately). Insert the story reel into the Moonlite projector, clip the projector onto your smartphone (not included) and project vibrant stories onto the wall or ceiling for a magical storytime experience..
  • ENJOY STORIES WITH YOUR CHILD: Give this interactive story telling toy as a gift for toddlers, including 1, 2 and 3 year old boys and girls..
  • AN IMMERSIVE READING EXPERIENCE with the Moonlite app: In-app sound effects complete the magical effect of your bedtime storybook projector experience.
  • as kids listen to the stories, they’ll develop their language skills, creativity and a love of reading and.
  • MOONLITE STORY REELS are designed for kids ages 12 months and up. It includes Mr. Strong story reel, an activation card and a quick start guide.
  • Compatible with Most Smartphones, phone not included..
  • PARENTS ARE THE STORYTIME HEROES: Your kids will love to cuddle up as you read them the bright, colorful stories projected on the wall from your phone.
  • with our 100% satisfaction guarantee, if you don’t love your experience with Moonlite within 30....
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Preschool Career Dress-Up Toys Flannel Board Stories for Kids Precut Felt Figures Sets for Toddlers Early Learning Storytelling Activity Kits

  • ➤【Career Dress-Up Flannel t Board Stories】:★ New Design ! you ever dreamed of having special careers (firefighters, police officers, teachers, and athletes) in early childhood play, as do your kids. This unique career dress up toys felt stories for Children can encourage children to Imagine & Explore occupations pretend play. This is the perfect set to honor and teach our boys and girls about first responders and true heroes. It will be a huge hit..
  • ➤【HOURS FUN ENTERTAINNING & EDUCATION 】:★ Felt stories figures for preschool is a perfect interactive play toys kit for parents, teachers to teach children among interactive play. This is a very creative activity that allows kids to use their imagination.
  • It will be a huge hit. Playing. Meanwhile, children can create their own sentences, stories when they mix & match felt precut figures. Recommend for Children Age 3 and Up..
  • ➤【Sturdiness & Durability】:★ Felt stories pieces, made from durable and sturdy felt with self-adhesive hook and loop fastener dots, No Magnets Needed. With proper handling, these felt figures can be used for many years. The felt board will grow with toddlers..
  • ➤【Versatility】:★Felt stories figure for preschool, Ideal for Preschool Early Education, Car....
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Big Joe Waterpad Foam Aqua Eva

  • GIANT FLOATING WATERPAD: This Waterpad measures 15' x 6' x 1.2' and weighs 20.5 lb..
  • DURABLE: This Waterpad can hold up to 1,500 lb of evenly distributed weight, as many as 5 adults..
  • EASY TO TRANSPORT AND STORE: Simply roll up the Waterpad and secure with the included Velcro straps..
  • FUNCTIONAL GROMMETS: The grommets at each corner allow for easy anchoring (and double as cup holders). Perfect for all-ages, outdoor fun in the sun.
  • ABSURDLY AWESOME: All Big Joe products are designed in the USA in a Zero Landfill Certified Facility. And, we donate a percentage of all profits to helping those in need..
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Carpe Diem by Simple Stories Personal Horizontal Format Weekly Planner Inserts

  • INCREASE PRODUCTIVITY AND GET ORGANIZED - All new designs by Simple Stories. Ideal for organizing your life, productivity all while keeping it fun and creative. This Personal Horizontal Format Weekly Planner Inserts will also add some bright colors to your everyday life..
  • HIGH QUALITY - Simple Stories Personal Horizontal Format Weekly Planner Inserts are made of high quality paper. They have double-sided 120GSM inserts. Durable, and filled with various designs..
  • SET INCLUDES - Simple Stories Personal Horizontal Format Weekly Planner Inserts includes (36) Personal horizontal format weekly double-sided 120GSM planner inserts, 30 weeks..
  • DAILY INSPIRATION – Add some beauty to your A5 planner with the Carpe Diem Personal Horizontal Format Weekly Planner Inserts by Simple Stories. It will satisfy your need of inspiration to help you organized and inspire you to keep going each day..
  • INCREASE CREATIVITY AND HAVE FUN - With fun designs and beautiful quality products. Great for all your paper crafting needs, from life planning and note taking to decorating and beautifying your notes and pages, use Simple Stories Planner Inserts and do it your way and make your planner look even more gorgeous with this sticker set..
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Chunky Knit Blanket Throw - 50

  • Chunky Knit Blanket: Our Slate Grey 100% Chenille luxury yarn Blanket is incredibly smooth to the touch, creating an absurdly soft luxury touch..
  • Large Throw Size: Wrap yourself up with our hand made knitted blanket measures 50x60 inches. The throw blanket is large enough for a bed, sofa or lounge chair..
  • Quality Backed: Traditional wool sheds, tears and peels apart over time but our custom engineered thick yarn in our handmade chunky knitted blanket is completely no-shed, stiff and scratchy..
  • Washable Large Knit Blanket: Our crochet blanket is Machine washable, durable, and made for looks & function..
  • Amazing Gift: Make your favorite loved one beam with happiness and be the hero during Christmas, Birthdays and Anniversaries!.
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HALOVIE Christmas Wreath with Lights Christmas Decoration with Red Bow Bells and Colored Balls Battery Operated Front Door Ornament Warm White LED Lights Lighted Wreath Xmas Decorations(14 inches)

  • 【14" LIGHTED CHRISTMAS WREATH DECORATIONS】: HALOVIE 14" Christmas wreath bears the Merry Christmas logo and glows with warm white light. The artificial branches look surreal and lifelike, decorated with bright red bows and red and gold balls. Powered by 3 AA batteries(not included) with lighting mode: steady on. No plug and wire..
  • 【IDEAL SIZE AND HIGH QUALITY】: Wreath diameter is 14 inches when fully unfolded. After receiving the wreath, you need to manually unfold the wreath and assemble the lamp string yourself to achieve the desired effect! The material is made of high-grade PVC, non-toxic, harmless and environmentally friendly..
  • 【EXQUISITE CHRISTMAS ELEMENTS】: Christmas wreaths decorated with bright red bows, golden bells, reindeer, red balls, flowers, green pine branches and merry Christmas letters add joy to your Christmas! It's so natural and attractive that our artificial branches look surreal and lifelike..
  • 【BEAUTIFUL INDOOR OR OUTDOOR DECOR】: Add glamour to your Christmas season with this eye-catching green wreath. Christmas wreaths with lights, front door wreaths, and festive Christmas party decorations will surprise you and make your home feel like Christmas..
  • 【SATISFACTORY AFTER-SALES SERVICE】: If you have any questions a....
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Halloween Scary Stories as Video Comics: With Background Music for a Halloween Party

  • This application attempts to take you along with its fairy tale like stories into distant lands and cherish every moment of it..
  • These are some scary stories without which a Halloween is incomplete..
  • So do not hold back and let us meet inside, where some scary Halloween comics stories are awaiting us..
  • The application starts with a Halloween Theme audio which takes you immediately into the day of Halloween..
  • Videos are crisp and music is reminds us of the Halloween Day..
  • Stories carry sudden events and surprises which take rapid turn and keep you glued to the screen..
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