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American Greetings Anniversary Card for Wife (My Amazing Wife)

  • Front Message: A Poem for My Amazing Wife on Our Anniversary.
  • Inside Message: For telling me quite bluntly when my clothing looks absurd And helping me dress tastefully instead of like a nerd....
  • This Anniversary greeting card for wife is emellished with light green glitter..
  • American Greetings offers exceptional greeting cards, gift wrap and celebration products so you can connect in ways that fit your personality and authentic style.
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AeroGarden Bounty Basic - Indoor Garden with LED Grow Light, Black

  • 20% Faster than Soil Planting: The integrated low noise pump of hydroponics growing system aerates the water to stimulate plant growth while the upper fan simulates the outside breeze at timed intervals. Grow your plants 20% faster than the traditional soil planting method..
  • 4.5L Water Tank and Fan: Hydroponics growing system built-in a fan which spreads pollen in florescence, disperses heat in germination. Indepandent 4.5L water tank can support plants to grow for 1-2 weeks in the growth period. A visual window can see how much water in tank..
  • Easy-Setup Germination Kit: 3 steps in all to set up the hydroponic growing system machine. All the factors needed for plant growth - light, simulated soil are included in the hydroponic growing system..
  • 2 Growing Modes: 22-Watt LED light of hydroponics growing system turns on/off automatically, simulate the sunlight spectrum, promoting plants' photosynthesis in any weather. Vegetables Mode emits blue light, red light, far red light and white light.
  • Flower/Fruit Mode emits red light, far red light and white light..
  • Growing 12 Plants at Once, Up to 11.02" in Tall: The height of the lighting part of the hydroponics growing system can be adjusted for plants at different growth stages. Grow 12 plants at a time, works ....
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Lipstick Queen Lipstick, Jungle Queen

  • You wear your makeup like warpaint. You disdain basic neutral eyeshadow and lipstick. You lift your head to the heavens and cry, "See me! I am here!" This lipstick makes sure that happens..
  • DEADITE is a golden green liquid lipstick..
  • This full size liquid lipstick comes in an 8 ml tube with doe foot applicator..
  • 100% vegan & cruelty-free beauty products inspired by horror, pop culture, and the absurd..
  • Ingredients: Isododecane, disteardimonium hectorite, polymethylsilsesquioxane, trimethylsiloxysilicate, tapioca starch, synthetic wax, silica, propylene carbonate, octyldodecanol, kaolin, titanium dioxide, trihydroxystearin, mica, iron oxide, tin oxide, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol..
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Globo Gym Purple Cobras - Dodgeball - Tank (Medium)

  • EXCLUSIVE Tank Top from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, light-weight unisex tank that's Perfect for Men and Women..
  • HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
  • SOFT FABRICS Printed on Jersey Tank - 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
  • 30 singles . Athletic Heather are 90/10 cotton/polyester..
  • GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 2XL, This tank has Unisex sizing, retail fit, and sideseams (We recommend washing in cold water to avoid further shrinkage)..
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Ever Forward - PlayStation 4

  • Engaging puzzle system: players will feel deeply challenged and motivated to solve each puzzle, and some puzzles have multiple ways of being completed to fit different kinds of thinkers and logical processes..
  • The art: a color pallet of soothing pastels and futuristic tones Designed to simulate the absurd nature of the world..
  • Adventure: players can collect fragments of memories in the world to unlock new areas and new puzzles..
  • Mechanics: mechanics ranges from simple movement and jump to teleportation and gravity control, the player must use stealth and observational skills to navigate each puzzle..
  • Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, traditional Chinese, French, and Italian in-game text in this single-player puzzle adventure..
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EBSTL Mushroom Monotub Kit Home Mushroom Grow Kit Mushroom Tent Save Your Mycology Mushroom Grow Bags with Plugs & Filters for Fresh Air Exchange

  • 20% Faster than Soil Planting: The integrated low noise pump of hydroponics growing system aerates the water to stimulate plant growth while the upper fan simulates the outside breeze at timed intervals. Grow your plants 20% faster than the traditional soil planting method..
  • 4.5L Water Tank and Fan: Hydroponics growing system built-in a fan which spreads pollen in florescence, disperses heat in germination. Indepandent 4.5L water tank can support plants to grow for 1-2 weeks in the growth period. A visual window can see how much water in tank..
  • Easy-Setup Germination Kit: 3 steps in all to set up the hydroponic growing system machine. All the factors needed for plant growth - light, simulated soil are included in the hydroponic growing system..
  • 2 Growing Modes: 22-Watt LED light of hydroponics growing system turns on/off automatically, simulate the sunlight spectrum, promoting plants' photosynthesis in any weather. Vegetables Mode emits blue light, red light, far red light and white light.
  • Flower/Fruit Mode emits red light, far red light and white light..
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Ever Forward - Nintendo Switch

  • Engaging puzzle system: players will feel deeply challenged and motivated to solve each puzzle, and some puzzles have multiple ways of being completed to fit different kinds of thinkers and logical processes..
  • The art: a Color pallet of soothing pastels and futuristic tones Designed to simulate the absurd nature of the world..
  • Adventure: players can collect fragments of memories in the world to unlock new areas and new puzzles..
  • Mechanics: mechanics ranges from simple movement and jump to teleportation and gravity control, the player must use stealth and observational skills to navigate each puzzle..
  • Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, traditional Chinese, French, and Italian in-game text in this single-player puzzle adventure..
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Pam Poovey with Back Tattoo - Archer - Ladies Tee Medium Black

  • EXCLUSIVE T-Shirt from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, mid-weight Ladies T-Shirt..
  • HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
  • SOFT FABRICS Printed on Heavy Cotton Tee - 5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Heather and neon colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester, Antique heather colors....
  • GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 3XL, This tee runs true to size and is pre-shrunk (We recommend washing in cold water to....
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iDOO Hydroponics Growing System 12Pods, Indoor Garden with LED Grow Light, Plants Germination Kit, Built-in Fan, Automatic Timer, Adjustable Height Up to 11.3\ for Home, Office

  • 20% Faster than Soil Planting: The integrated low noise pump of hydroponics growing system aerates the water to stimulate plant growth while the upper fan simulates the outside breeze at timed intervals. Grow your plants 20% faster than the traditional soil planting method..
  • 4.5L Water Tank and Fan: Hydroponics growing system built-in a fan which spreads pollen in florescence, disperses heat in germination. Indepandent 4.5L water tank can support plants to grow for 1-2 weeks in the growth period. A visual window can see how much water in tank..
  • Easy-Setup Germination Kit: 3 steps in all to set up the hydroponic growing system machine. All the factors needed for plant growth - light, simulated soil are included in the hydroponic growing system..
  • 2 Growing Modes: 22-Watt LED light of hydroponics growing system turns on/off automatically, simulate the sunlight spectrum, promoting plants' photosynthesis in any weather. Vegetables Mode emits blue light, red light, far red light and white light.
  • Flower/Fruit Mode emits red light, far red light and white light..
  • Growing 12 Plants at Once, Up to 11.02" in Tall: The height of the lighting part of the hydroponics growing system can be adjusted for plants at different growth stages. Grow 12 plants at a time, works ....
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Ben Shapiro 2024 - Ladies Tee (Navy, Small, s)

  • EXCLUSIVE T-Shirt from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, mid-weight Ladies T-Shirt..
  • HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
  • SOFT FABRICS Printed on Heavy Cotton Tee - 5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton. Heather and neon colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester, Antique heather colors and Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester, Ash is 99/1 cotton/polyester..
  • GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 3XL, This tee runs true to size and is pre-shrunk (We recommend washing in cold water to avoid further shrinkage)..
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Maquina 501

  • Material description: 100% polyester fiber..
  • Product performance: Stretchable, breathable, soft and wicking. Keep eyes away from sweat, drain away moisture and dry quickly. Lightweight and practical: it feels like wearing nothing. The lightweight sweat-absorbent headband adopts the perfect one-size technology, which can exert very little pressure on the head in an appropriate range..
  • Applicable scenarios: Multifunctional and all-season products-enhance self-confidence and performance.
  • male and female headbands are suitable for walking, running, hiking, exercise, cycling, horse riding, fishing, yoga, gym sports, basketball, volleyball, etc..
  • Washing instructions: Hand wash or gentle machine wash, iron at low temperature, do not bleach..
  • Truth is sometimes more absurd than fiction because fiction operates under a certain logic while reality has no logic at all..
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Elsa & Fred

  • ...se word magnets to respond to outlandish prompts like “Tell someone you’ve clogged their toilet at a party” with just their limited pool of words.
  • WHAT’S INCLUDED: 840 high quality word magnets, 6 metal submission cards, 250 prompt cards, and instructions. With 250 absurd prompt cards and a new pool of words every time, this party game has infinite hilarious combinations and feels fresh every time you play.
  • EASY TO PLAY: Learn to play in under one minute, and even the shyest players will be creating laugh-out-loud word magnet responses right away. Just take a few handfuls of word magnets, flip over a prompt card, and start playing — no long instructions to explain!.
  • 3-6+ PLAYERS: While the game is made for 3-6 players, it’s equally hilarious when larger groups team up together. 30-90 min play time. Is it appropriate for everyone? Not really. While a majority of prompt cards are certainly suitable for all audiences, there are quite a few that are definitely not. BUT, if you do want to make it family friendly, pulling about 15-30% of the cards should make the game totally PG and playable for all!.
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