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Hallmark Funny Father's Day Card from Cat (Good to Have a Dad Like You)

  • Send a great cat dad a little comic relief this Father's Day with a funny Father's Day card from his favorite feline that's sure to make him smile..
  • Cover features an illustrated cat and lettering that reads: "It's so good to have a dad like you…but you know what? It's even better for you to have a cat like me. Because every single day, Dad, I let you feed me and brush my hair off the couch. I sleep on your face. I show you my butt. And on the most special of days, you clean my poop from the litter box. If you're not the luckiest guy in the whole wide world, well, I don't know who is.".
  • Inside reads: "Dad, I hope you realize that it's always been your privilege to serve me in these big and little ways. If you weren't my inferior but loyal subject, I would tell you that you're the best thing that ever happened to me. We both know I can't do that, right? I'm a freaking cat. What I can do is wish you a very happy Father's Day filled with opportunities to pamper me, please me, and make my life better in every way. Because, Dad, I tolerate you. I really do. Not just on Father's Day, but always.".
  • Father's Day card measures 4.5" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope..
  • Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are mad....
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Destiny 2 - Xbox One Standard Edition

  • LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.).
  • X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance..
  • INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!).
  • WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!).
  • Bonus Content: I’m giving you even more ME! I’m including the DLC (2 sweet levels & 2 alternate suits!) from the old platforms. Consider it my gift to you, my #1 fan!.
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Hallmark Funny Valentine's Day Card for Husband (Great Guy Poem)

  • Tell your husband how much you love him with a romantic Valentine's Day card that says it all..
  • Cover features a cartoon rabbit walking in the rain, rescuing a kitten from a tree, and fixing a toilet with the message: "On Valentine's Day—Here's to My Main Guy, My Sunshine-or-Rain Guy, My Always-Right-There Guy, My Duct-Tape-Repair Guy.".
  • Inside reads: "My What-a-Great-Dad Guy My Cheer-Me-When-Sad Guy My Snores-Up-a-Storm Guy My Makes-Cold-Feet-Warm Guy My I-Love-to-Hug Guy My Kill-Any-Bug Guy My Barbecue-Grill Guy My Give-Me-a-Thrill Guy My Don't-Need-a-Map Guy My Afternoon-Nap Guy My Oh-What-a-Dream Guy My We're-a-Great-Team Guy My Sweetheart-for-Life Guy My Glad-I'm-His-Wife Guy!".
  • Valentine's Day card measures 5.8" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope..
  • Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests..
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Godmother Gifts from Godchild, Fairy Godmother Birthday Wallet Card for Women, Thank You Godmother Mother's day Gift, I Love My Godmother Christmas Present

  • Godmother Gift Idea: A Beautiful Godmother wallet card make special godmother gifts from godchild, it's made to a very high standard, and includes a appreciated message..
  • Gift for Godmother: Perfect gift for Godmothers for Baptism, Christening, Christmas, Birthday, Thank You, Proposal, Valentines, Mothers day and so on..
  • Mini Love Note: My godmother, take my little hand, hold it as i grow, teach me of His love, and all that love bestows, keep me in your prayers, and your trusting care.guide me in my faith,encourage me to share. I know I am blessed. You're my gift from above. My angel here on earth, Godmother. You are loved.
  • Engraved Laser Metal: This cute wallet insert cards is made of highest quality stainless steel, and engraved with Mini Love Notes, permanent laser and never fade.
  • Fits Perfectly In Any Wallet: Each measure approximately credit card sized (Just 3.35" x 2.13" x 0.03"). Come with a free beautiful envelope.
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Funny BBQ Grilling Aprons for Men-Call Me Daddy and Eat My Meat-Adjustable Cooking Apron Dad Apron Birthday Father's Day Funny Gifts for Husband Dad Boyfriend with 3 Pockets

  • ❤【FUNNY FATHERS DAY GIFT FOR DAD】Looking to impress your father or grandfather this Father’s Day? Dads love a well-made burger in the yard with their family and friends on a sunny Sunday! These call me daddy and eat my meat aprons for dads with pockets can be great fathers day gifts ideas for men in your life..
  • ❤【PERFECT SIZE】Don’t worry about finding the right fit! Each call me daddy and eat my meat apron is designed to fit any adult. Measures 27 by 31 inches.
  • Features an adjustable neck strap and waist strap. Just put it on, adjust it to your preference and get cooking!.
  • ❤【THREE LARGE POCKET INCLUDED】 Our call me daddy and eat my meat apron for men covers the entire front to keep splashes of grease and water from getting on your clothes. Each call me daddy and eat my meat apron also comes with three large pockets for cooking utensils and materials, phone, tools, and anything you need during use..
  • ❤【DURABLE MATERIAL】Our call me daddy and eat my meat fathers day aprons are made from a unique blend of 70%cotton and 30% polyester, it is easy to wash without fading or peeling. Bleaching and dry cleaning are NOT allowed. Lay flat or hang to dry, do not use the dryer or dry-clean or spin-dry..
  • ❤【APPROPRIATE FOR VARIOUS OCCASION....
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Magic in Those Eyes (Shayne Davies Book 2)

  • LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.).
  • X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance..
  • INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!).
  • WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!).
  • Bonus Content: I’m giving you even more ME! I’m including the DLC (2 sweet levels & 2 alternate suits!) from the old platforms. Consider it my gift to you, my #1 fan!.
  • German, English, Spanish, French, Italian (Subtitles).
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For Queen and Country / Carbon Copy (Denzel Washington) [DVD]

  • This Is My Beard There Are Many Like It But This One Is Mine I Must Master It As I Must Master My Life Without Me My Beard Is Useless Without My Beard I Am Useless..
  • I Must Grow My Beard True I Must Grow It Longer Than The Enemy Who Is Trying To Get Me To Shave. Wear this funny T-shirt to show how much you proud of your beard..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Vintage I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt T-Shirt

  • I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt Gift,I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt ,Vintage I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt , I Love It When My Wife T-Shirt.
  • for fathers day gift, dad, father, grandfather, brother, or uncle, Who love gun , for any gun owner , gift for everyone who loves weapons and guns for birthday or fathers day..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Little Live Pets Cozy Dozy Cubbles The Bear - Over 25 Sounds and Reactions | Bedtime Buddies Blanket and Pacifier Included | Stuffed Animal Best Nap Time Interactive Teddy Bear 14.9 Ounces

  • 25 SOUNDS & REACTIONS: I'm interactive and I'll respond lovingly to your actions.
  • PACIFIER TIME: Place my pacifier in my mouth and I'll close my eyes to fall asleep.
  • I LOVE TICKLES: Tickle my belly and I'll close my eyes and giggle with you.
  • PET ME: Pet my head (my favorite) and I'll make my happiest sound.
  • MY BLANKET: Wrap me in my snuggly blanket when it's time for a nap.
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LOQI URBAN Thail& Bag

  • Each LOQI bag comes with an extra zip pocket and an inner pocket.
  • How to use me? FOLD me into my zip pocket, ROLL me up with my strap or STUFF me into the inside pocket.
  • Holds up to 20 kg (44 lbs) – a great alternative for plastic shopping bags.
  • Bag Dimensions 50 x 42 cm (19.7" x 16.5”), Zip Pocket 11 x 11.5 cm (4.5” x 4.5”), Inside Pocket 13.5 x 16 cm (5.3” x 6.3”).
  • Material 100% Polyester. Water resistant. Food safe. OEKO-TEX certified free from harmful substances.
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Dexfy Homies Party Decorations,Homies Birthday Party Supplies Includes Banner - Cake Topper - 12 Cupcake Toppers - 18 Balloons p1

  • Package Includes:Homies happy birthday banner,18 pcs bright balloon set with 3 styles,1x unique cake topper,12 x cupcake toppers.It is a wonderful....
  • Safe material: Our Homies latex balloon is made of quality latex, which will not explode or break easily or suddenly, almost tasteless and safe to....
  • Unique design: Good detail, appealing color, and active pictures, these set are designed for children,collectors.This cute Homies cake topper is....
  • Note&Suitable Occasions:Because the balloon is a brand new product made of pure natural latex, it will have the unique smell of latex. It can be used....
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I Love My Future Wife | Engaged Fiance Bought Me This T-Shirt

  • I Love My Amazing Future Wife And Yes She Bought Me This Shirt. Funny Groom to Be Design. I Love My Amazing Future Wife and in Smaller Discreet Letters "And Yes She Bought Me This Shirt"..
  • This I Love My Amazing Future Wife And Yes She Bought Me This Shirt Design is a great gift for men, women, dad, mom, mother, grandma, grandpa and all the other one for father's day, mother's day, thanksgiving, birthdays or christmas..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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