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Hallmark Funny Father's Day Card from Cat (Good to Have a Dad Like You)

  • Send a great cat dad a little comic relief this Father's Day with a funny Father's Day card from his favorite feline that's sure to make him smile..
  • Cover features an illustrated cat and lettering that reads: "It's so good to have a dad like you…but you know what? It's even better for you to have a cat like me. Because every single day, Dad, I let you feed me and brush my hair off the couch. I sleep on your face. I show you my butt. And on the most special of days, you clean my poop from the litter box. If you're not the luckiest guy in the whole wide world, well, I don't know who is.".
  • Inside reads: "Dad, I hope you realize that it's always been your privilege to serve me in these big and little ways. If you weren't my inferior but loyal subject, I would tell you that you're the best thing that ever happened to me. We both know I can't do that, right? I'm a freaking cat. What I can do is wish you a very happy Father's Day filled with opportunities to pamper me, please me, and make my life better in every way. Because, Dad, I tolerate you. I really do. Not just on Father's Day, but always.".
  • Father's Day card measures 4.5" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope..
  • Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are mad....
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Destiny 2 - Xbox One Standard Edition

  • LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.).
  • X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance..
  • INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!).
  • WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!).
  • Bonus Content: I’m giving you even more ME! I’m including the DLC (2 sweet levels & 2 alternate suits!) from the old platforms. Consider it my gift to you, my #1 fan!.
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Hallmark Funny Valentine's Day Card for Husband (Great Guy Poem)

  • Tell your husband how much you love him with a romantic Valentine's Day card that says it all..
  • Cover features a cartoon rabbit walking in the rain, rescuing a kitten from a tree, and fixing a toilet with the message: "On Valentine's Day—Here's to My Main Guy, My Sunshine-or-Rain Guy, My Always-Right-There Guy, My Duct-Tape-Repair Guy.".
  • Inside reads: "My What-a-Great-Dad Guy My Cheer-Me-When-Sad Guy My Snores-Up-a-Storm Guy My Makes-Cold-Feet-Warm Guy My I-Love-to-Hug Guy My Kill-Any-Bug Guy My Barbecue-Grill Guy My Give-Me-a-Thrill Guy My Don't-Need-a-Map Guy My Afternoon-Nap Guy My Oh-What-a-Dream Guy My We're-a-Great-Team Guy My Sweetheart-for-Life Guy My Glad-I'm-His-Wife Guy!".
  • Valentine's Day card measures 5.8" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope..
  • Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's eco-friendly greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests..
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Famiony Hammock with Net Camping Hammock Mosquito Net and Storage Pouch Lightweight Hammock Portable Hammocks for Hiking, Backpacking, Travel, Backyard, Beach (Army Green)

  • MULTIFUNCTION:Suitable for all ages and can be used in any indoor or outdoor space. Perfect for bedroom, yard, patio, porch or on the beach. Vibrant colors also can decor your yard or porch..
  • HAMMOCK WITH CONVENIENT NET:The net of the camping hammock is make out of durable material. Smaller the holes of the net, better the protection you get against bugs. One rope to set up, that means you do not need to waste your time setting up a net. To store mosquitoe net by putting the hook in the hole when you no need to be used the net. The inner bag can be used for storing small items..
  • RELAX YOURSELF AND FAMILY:this hamock can help me to let my baby leave me almost 1hr, it REALLY save me from my baby, so i can takecare the house, just let her play and turn tv on for her, she can stay in this hammock while enjoy her show..
  • SWING ACCESSORIES:Size: Expansion 102.36×55.11‘’.Size after packing: 12.59*11.02*3.54”.Maximum load:440lb.Package Included: 1 x Camping Hammock 2 x Strong Ropes 1 x Pack Bag 2 x Carabiner.
  • DURABLE SWING CHAIR: No smell and safe to children & pets while being resilient enough to take their abuse. Connect the hammock with a rope.make it easier for you to get in and out..
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Godmother Gifts from Godchild, Fairy Godmother Birthday Wallet Card for Women, Thank You Godmother Mother's day Gift, I Love My Godmother Christmas Present

  • Godmother Gift Idea: A Beautiful Godmother wallet card make special godmother gifts from godchild, it's made to a very high standard, and includes a appreciated message..
  • Gift for Godmother: Perfect gift for Godmothers for Baptism, Christening, Christmas, Birthday, Thank You, Proposal, Valentines, Mothers day and so on..
  • Mini Love Note: My godmother, take my little hand, hold it as i grow, teach me of His love, and all that love bestows, keep me in your prayers, and your trusting care.guide me in my faith,encourage me to share. I know I am blessed. You're my gift from above. My angel here on earth, Godmother. You are loved.
  • Engraved Laser Metal: This cute wallet insert cards is made of highest quality stainless steel, and engraved with Mini Love Notes, permanent laser and never fade.
  • Fits Perfectly In Any Wallet: Each measure approximately credit card sized (Just 3.35" x 2.13" x 0.03"). Come with a free beautiful envelope.
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Funny BBQ Grilling Aprons for Men-Call Me Daddy and Eat My Meat-Adjustable Cooking Apron Dad Apron Birthday Father's Day Funny Gifts for Husband Dad Boyfriend with 3 Pockets

  • ❤【FUNNY FATHERS DAY GIFT FOR DAD】Looking to impress your father or grandfather this Father’s Day? Dads love a well-made burger in the yard with their family and friends on a sunny Sunday! These call me daddy and eat my meat aprons for dads with pockets can be great fathers day gifts ideas for men in your life..
  • ❤【PERFECT SIZE】Don’t worry about finding the right fit! Each call me daddy and eat my meat apron is designed to fit any adult. Measures 27 by 31 inches.
  • Features an adjustable neck strap and waist strap. Just put it on, adjust it to your preference and get cooking!.
  • ❤【THREE LARGE POCKET INCLUDED】 Our call me daddy and eat my meat apron for men covers the entire front to keep splashes of grease and water from getting on your clothes. Each call me daddy and eat my meat apron also comes with three large pockets for cooking utensils and materials, phone, tools, and anything you need during use..
  • ❤【DURABLE MATERIAL】Our call me daddy and eat my meat fathers day aprons are made from a unique blend of 70%cotton and 30% polyester, it is easy to wash without fading or peeling. Bleaching and dry cleaning are NOT allowed. Lay flat or hang to dry, do not use the dryer or dry-clean or spin-dry..
  • ❤【APPROPRIATE FOR VARIOUS OCCASION....
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Magic in Those Eyes (Shayne Davies Book 2)

  • LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.).
  • X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, What Pals?!) are making an appearance..
  • INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, so I made it a enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!).
  • WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!), explosives (boom), duct tape (quack), and of course, yours truly – ME! (Checkmate!).
  • Bonus Content: I’m giving you even more ME! I’m including the DLC (2 sweet levels & 2 alternate suits!) from the old platforms. Consider it my gift to you, my #1 fan!.
  • German, English, Spanish, French, Italian (Subtitles).
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For Queen and Country / Carbon Copy (Denzel Washington) [DVD]

  • This Is My Beard There Are Many Like It But This One Is Mine I Must Master It As I Must Master My Life Without Me My Beard Is Useless Without My Beard I Am Useless..
  • I Must Grow My Beard True I Must Grow It Longer Than The Enemy Who Is Trying To Get Me To Shave. Wear this funny T-shirt to show how much you proud of your beard..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Creative Brands CB Gift Heart Tabletop Plaque, My House, Joshua 24:15

  • Heart shaped ceramic plaque featuring a bible verse.
  • Reads: As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Joshua 24:15.
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Vintage I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt T-Shirt

  • I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt Gift,I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt ,Vintage I Love It When My Wife Lets Me Buy More Guns T-Shirt , I Love It When My Wife T-Shirt.
  • for fathers day gift, dad, father, grandfather, brother, or uncle, Who love gun , for any gun owner , gift for everyone who loves weapons and guns for birthday or fathers day..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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Little Live Pets Cozy Dozy Cubbles The Bear - Over 25 Sounds and Reactions | Bedtime Buddies Blanket and Pacifier Included | Stuffed Animal Best Nap Time Interactive Teddy Bear 14.9 Ounces

  • 25 SOUNDS & REACTIONS: I'm interactive and I'll respond lovingly to your actions.
  • PACIFIER TIME: Place my pacifier in my mouth and I'll close my eyes to fall asleep.
  • I LOVE TICKLES: Tickle my belly and I'll close my eyes and giggle with you.
  • PET ME: Pet my head (my favorite) and I'll make my happiest sound.
  • MY BLANKET: Wrap me in my snuggly blanket when it's time for a nap.
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LOQI URBAN Thail& Bag

  • Each LOQI bag comes with an extra zip pocket and an inner pocket.
  • How to use me? FOLD me into my zip pocket, ROLL me up with my strap or STUFF me into the inside pocket.
  • Holds up to 20 kg (44 lbs) – a great alternative for plastic shopping bags.
  • Bag Dimensions 50 x 42 cm (19.7" x 16.5”), Zip Pocket 11 x 11.5 cm (4.5” x 4.5”), Inside Pocket 13.5 x 16 cm (5.3” x 6.3”).
  • Material 100% Polyester. Water resistant. Food safe. OEKO-TEX certified free from harmful substances.
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