Top Amusingly Absurd Toys

Superfight History Deck: 100 Historical Themed Cards for The Game of Absurd Arguments |Family Friendly Game of Super Powers & Super Problems, for Kids Teens Adults, 3 or More Players, Ages 8+

  • LET THE JUDGES DECIDE. Convince everyone else at the table why your character would win. The player at the end of the night who wins the most of these fights is the champion!.
  • GREAT FOR PARTIES AND GAMES NIGHT: The most fun you’ll have arguing! Things can get hilarious when you have to defend your absurd fighters. Awesome to play with friends and family, games night, at a party, office party, sleepovers, birthdays, dinner parties or even in the park. Choose to have Mom as the judge! Or have 10 judges at the next drinking party! Watch how the game changes with different players..
  • WHAT’S INSIDE THE HISTORY DECK. This deck consists of 100 horror-themed cards including characters, abilities, location and scenario cards to add to your deck to play on their own, or or shuffle these cards with any Superfight deck to add a historical twist to you absurd arguments..
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BORDSTRACT Rice Spoon, Silicone Rice Paddle Nonstick Rice Serving Spoon Stainless Steel Heat-Resistant Pan Cooking Utensil Rice Scoop with Hanging Hole for Rice Mashed Potato

  • Stands upright to prevent kitchen counter and dining table mess.
  • Amusingly teeter-totters to prevent from being knocked over.
  • not for use as a utensil when cooking with hot pans and pots.
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American Greetings Anniversary Card for Wife (My Amazing Wife)

  • Front Message: A Poem for My Amazing Wife on Our Anniversary.
  • Inside Message: For telling me quite bluntly when my clothing looks absurd And helping me dress tastefully instead of like a nerd....
  • This Anniversary greeting card for wife is emellished with light green glitter..
  • American Greetings offers exceptional greeting cards, gift wrap and celebration products so you can connect in ways that fit your personality and authentic style.
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Little Live Pets Gotta Go Flamingo | Interactive Plush Toy That Eats Sings Wiggles Poops and Talks Batteries Included | Reusable Food Ages 4+

  • INTERACTIVE AND DANCING UNICORN PET: I am an interactive Unicorn Pet and I dance to my own music!.
  • BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF COLOURS: My horn and body lights up with amusingly pleasant colors, filling your eyes with awesome delight..
  • CUTE UNICORN SOUND: See and hear me trot and neigh cutely..
  • GROOM AND FEED ME: Groom me with my brush and feed me my donut!.
  • PAT ME: Pat me and I'll nuzzle up to you..
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Lipstick Queen Lipstick, Jungle Queen

  • You wear your makeup like warpaint. You disdain basic neutral eyeshadow and lipstick. You lift your head to the heavens and cry, "See me! I am here!" This lipstick makes sure that happens..
  • DEADITE is a golden green liquid lipstick..
  • This full size liquid lipstick comes in an 8 ml tube with doe foot applicator..
  • 100% vegan & cruelty-free beauty products inspired by horror, pop culture, and the absurd..
  • Ingredients: Isododecane, disteardimonium hectorite, polymethylsilsesquioxane, trimethylsiloxysilicate, tapioca starch, synthetic wax, silica, propylene carbonate, octyldodecanol, kaolin, titanium dioxide, trihydroxystearin, mica, iron oxide, tin oxide, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol..
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Globo Gym Purple Cobras - Dodgeball - Tank (Medium)

  • EXCLUSIVE Tank Top from Absurd Ink, Printed and Designed in the USA. Very nice, light-weight unisex tank that's Perfect for Men and Women..
  • HIGH QUALITY PRINT Machine washable (We suggest you wash inside out for a longer lasting print)..
  • SOFT FABRICS Printed on Jersey Tank - 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ringspun cotton.
  • 30 singles . Athletic Heather are 90/10 cotton/polyester..
  • GUARANTEED 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, Available in S - 2XL, This tank has Unisex sizing, retail fit, and sideseams (We recommend washing in cold water to avoid further shrinkage)..
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lynn Fountain Solar Fountain Water Pond Pool Bird Bath for Outdoor Garden Pool

  • Easily change different types of spray nozzle to adjust the different water output pattern and height. According to the intensity of the sun, the jet height of the solar fountain pump can reach 30-50 cm..
  • Our solar fountain upgraded to higher efficiency Brushless Pump, it offers stronger power and better water spraying. When the solar panel receives sufficient sunlight, the pump can be started in three seconds..
  • This solar pump is perfect for bird bath, fish tank, small pond, pool, garden, water circulation for oxygen..
  • When the solar panel receives sufficient sunlight, the pump can be started in three seconds..
  • Your garden would definitely catch all the attention of the passers-by. Let your yard look so amusingly decorated by the solar water pump..
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lynn Fountain Solar Fountain Water Pond Pool Bird Bath for Outdoor Garden Pool

  • Easily change different types of spray nozzle to adjust the different water output pattern and height. According to the intensity of the sun, the jet height of the solar fountain pump can reach 30-50 cm..
  • Our solar fountain upgraded to higher efficiency Brushless Pump, it offers stronger power and better water spraying. When the solar panel receives sufficient sunlight, the pump can be started in three seconds..
  • This solar pump is perfect for bird bath, fish tank, small pond, pool, garden, water circulation for oxygen..
  • When the solar panel receives sufficient sunlight, the pump can be started in three seconds..
  • Your garden would definitely catch all the attention of the passers-by. Let your yard look so amusingly decorated by the solar water pump..
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lynn Fountain Solar Water Bird Bath Floating Fountain for Garden Pond Pool Outdoor

  • Our solar fountain upgraded to higher efficiency Brushless Pump, it offers stronger power and better water spraying. When the solar panel receives sufficient sunlight, the pump can be started in three seconds..
  • Easily change different types of spray nozzle to adjust the different water output pattern and height. According to the intensity of the sun, the jet height of the solar fountain pump can reach 30-50 cm..
  • This solar pump is perfect for bird bath, fish tank, small pond, pool, garden, water circulation for oxygen..
  • Your garden would definitely catch all the attention of the passers-by. Let your yard look so amusingly decorated by the solar water pump..
  • We provide the best after sales service,if you have any questions,welcome to connect us..
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Fast & Furious: Spy Racers Rise of SH1FT3R - Nintendo Switch

  • Gang Beasts is a silly multiplayer party game set in the mean streets of Beef City with surly gelatinous characters, brutal slapstick fight sequences, and absurd hazardous environments.
  • Customize your characters with hundreds of colorful costumes.
  • Experience hilarious and gelatinous ragdoll physics.
  • Play locally or online with up to 8 players.
  • Experience Local Wireless Multiplayer, exclusively on Nintendo Switch.
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Ever Forward - PlayStation 4

  • Engaging puzzle system: players will feel deeply challenged and motivated to solve each puzzle, and some puzzles have multiple ways of being completed to fit different kinds of thinkers and logical processes..
  • The art: a color pallet of soothing pastels and futuristic tones Designed to simulate the absurd nature of the world..
  • Adventure: players can collect fragments of memories in the world to unlock new areas and new puzzles..
  • Mechanics: mechanics ranges from simple movement and jump to teleportation and gravity control, the player must use stealth and observational skills to navigate each puzzle..
  • Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, traditional Chinese, French, and Italian in-game text in this single-player puzzle adventure..
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Ever Forward - Nintendo Switch

  • Engaging puzzle system: players will feel deeply challenged and motivated to solve each puzzle, and some puzzles have multiple ways of being completed to fit different kinds of thinkers and logical processes..
  • The art: a Color pallet of soothing pastels and futuristic tones Designed to simulate the absurd nature of the world..
  • Adventure: players can collect fragments of memories in the world to unlock new areas and new puzzles..
  • Mechanics: mechanics ranges from simple movement and jump to teleportation and gravity control, the player must use stealth and observational skills to navigate each puzzle..
  • Languages: English, Simplified Chinese, traditional Chinese, French, and Italian in-game text in this single-player puzzle adventure..
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